
As if you didn’t have enough to be afraid of regarding the possibility of the Home Security Administration building the National Bio- and Agro-Defense Facility in Athens. Now comes the Montauk Monster. Check here and
here.
I don’t really think MM has anything to do with NBAF, but it wouldn’t be a surprise to see this oddball flotsam become a poster for opponents of NBAF, seeing that the questionable creature was found on a beach in the Hamptons, N.Y. near Plum Island, N.Y. . Plum Island serves as home for the high security Animal Disease Center which will be replaced by NBAF. Other bloggers have suggested the correlation.
Could the strange beaked turtle/dog-like creature be an experiment gone wrong, a sea animal transfigured by escaped viruses? More likely it’s a manipulated photograph, Mars Monkey or even a movie prop. It does bear a resemblance to the hell dog in Ghost Busters, except for the beak.
There’s a big ocean out there, and we can’t even pretend to know everything that exists in it. My guess, if it’s not a prank, is that it is some sort of turtle, that like the recent six-legged deer Spyder and other genetic deformities, just took a bizarre genetic turn.
What’s your take on this quirky find? Is it real or an elaborate hoax? What does it look like to you.?
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Maybe a dog and a turtle
Maybe a dog and a turtle fell in love and that was the result ... you don't know.
Mock Turtle
That's kind of what it looks like. But maybe Lewis Carroll's Mock Turtle was not so fictional after all. Oh, wait, that was a calf and turtle.
www.snopes.com
www.snopes.com/photos/animals/montauk.asp
But the anti-NBAFers will probably claim it's a mutant caused by DHS, global warming, the ACC Mayor and Commission, the tooth fairy, the Bush Administration, UGA, poor people in Athens who want a job, poor people in Athens who don't want a job, Republicans, Democrats, Independents, Saddam Hussein, Dick Cheney (but I repeat myself), and Dr. Frankenstein. Did I miss anyone?
Santa? Kim Jong Il? Mahmoud
Santa? Kim Jong Il? Mahmoud Ahmadinejad?
Enron, Charles Knapp, high
Enron, Charles Knapp, high taxes, low stream flows and interference with migratory bird routes.
Now we know what the good
Now we know what the good folks at the ABH spend their days doing.